1 00:00:01,302 --> 00:00:01,435 . 2 00:00:01,469 --> 00:00:01,902 [mellow music] 3 00:00:03,371 --> 00:00:05,373 - Attention, Cloud 9 shoppers. 4 00:00:05,406 --> 00:00:08,409 We do apologize for the heat in the store today. 5 00:00:08,442 --> 00:00:10,244 The temperature is controlled by corporate, 6 00:00:10,278 --> 00:00:11,579 and we are working on it. 7 00:00:11,612 --> 00:00:13,314 And though I am thankful 8 00:00:13,347 --> 00:00:15,549 for all of you who have taken the time to tell me 9 00:00:15,583 --> 00:00:17,451 that it is hot in here, 10 00:00:17,485 --> 00:00:19,053 the next person who does, 11 00:00:19,087 --> 00:00:20,421 I'ma have to murder. 12 00:00:22,090 --> 00:00:23,824 That is all. 13 00:00:23,857 --> 00:00:25,626 - How about you cool it with the attitude? 14 00:00:25,659 --> 00:00:27,361 - Not today, Dina. - What, you think you're 15 00:00:27,395 --> 00:00:28,362 the only person that's uncomfortable? 16 00:00:28,396 --> 00:00:30,564 My pelvic area is like the Gulf Coast right now. 17 00:00:30,598 --> 00:00:33,134 Seriously, I could steam shellfish in these khakis. 18 00:00:33,167 --> 00:00:33,967 - Good God. - If you can't 19 00:00:34,001 --> 00:00:35,603 be professional, stay off the airwaves. 20 00:00:35,636 --> 00:00:37,305 - Whoa, keep your hands off Thor's hammer. Come on. 21 00:00:37,338 --> 00:00:38,406 - No, it's-- no, absolutely not. 22 00:00:38,439 --> 00:00:39,473 It's mine now. - Oh, yeah? 23 00:00:39,507 --> 00:00:40,474 - How about it? - Boom. 24 00:00:40,508 --> 00:00:41,642 What about that? Round two. 25 00:00:41,675 --> 00:00:42,476 - Is that your own personal microphone? 26 00:00:42,510 --> 00:00:43,811 - Yeah. I carry this one with me. 27 00:00:43,844 --> 00:00:44,712 - Guys. Guys, come on. 28 00:00:44,745 --> 00:00:47,248 I know it's hot in here, but let's breathe. 29 00:00:47,281 --> 00:00:49,550 Let's have some patience for one another. 30 00:00:49,583 --> 00:00:52,420 - Yeah, you know, the heat makes us all 31 00:00:52,453 --> 00:00:53,621 act irrationally, you know, I mean-- 32 00:00:53,654 --> 00:00:57,291 - If your face stays where it is, it's gonna get punched. 33 00:00:57,325 --> 00:00:59,227 - I was just saying-- - Punched. 34 00:01:00,661 --> 00:01:03,631 [upbeat music] 35 00:01:03,664 --> 00:01:05,666 * 36 00:01:05,699 --> 00:01:08,669 [mellow music] 37 00:01:08,702 --> 00:01:10,304 * 38 00:01:10,338 --> 00:01:12,373 - [sighs] 39 00:01:12,406 --> 00:01:15,309 God, the heat really brings out your age, doesn't it? 40 00:01:15,343 --> 00:01:17,578 - Dina, I am trying to keep a positive attitude today, 41 00:01:17,611 --> 00:01:18,679 so help me out, okay? 42 00:01:18,712 --> 00:01:21,081 - Yeah, sure. Sorry. 43 00:01:24,652 --> 00:01:28,189 So did you eat a lot of French onion soup last night, 44 00:01:28,222 --> 00:01:31,459 or is that just the natural scent your body secretes? 45 00:01:31,492 --> 00:01:33,261 You just have a very unique musk. 46 00:01:33,294 --> 00:01:35,396 It's thick. It's, like, swampy. 47 00:01:35,429 --> 00:01:37,131 - Okay. - It's like a swampy musk. 48 00:01:37,165 --> 00:01:39,233 - I'm walking away. Bye. - It's not bad. 49 00:01:39,267 --> 00:01:40,668 What? No offense. 50 00:01:40,701 --> 00:01:42,236 - Yeah, so anyway, 51 00:01:42,270 --> 00:01:44,872 the heat's really blasting away over here, 52 00:01:44,905 --> 00:01:46,874 and since you guys set the temperatures, 53 00:01:46,907 --> 00:01:48,676 I was hoping you could turn it off. 54 00:01:48,709 --> 00:01:51,212 - No problem. I can help you with that. 55 00:01:51,245 --> 00:01:55,249 - Thank you. - And my computer says 56 00:01:55,283 --> 00:01:57,651 you're at 66 degrees, so that's perfect. 57 00:01:57,685 --> 00:01:58,719 - Well--well, no. 58 00:01:58,752 --> 00:02:00,688 Maybe your computer's not working, 59 00:02:00,721 --> 00:02:05,259 'cause I can assure you it is extremely warm in the store. 60 00:02:05,293 --> 00:02:07,195 - Mm-hmm, yeah. In my experience, 61 00:02:07,228 --> 00:02:08,696 computers don't make the mistakes. 62 00:02:08,729 --> 00:02:09,930 People do. 63 00:02:09,963 --> 00:02:11,332 I'm just gonna put a note on here 64 00:02:11,365 --> 00:02:12,400 that says "manager error." 65 00:02:12,433 --> 00:02:13,601 - It is not an error. 66 00:02:13,634 --> 00:02:14,735 I know what hot is, 67 00:02:14,768 --> 00:02:16,637 and I am very, very hot. 68 00:02:16,670 --> 00:02:19,207 - I'm sure you are. Please hold. 69 00:02:19,240 --> 00:02:20,641 - What-- 70 00:02:30,751 --> 00:02:33,654 - Marcus, what do you know about this pallet? 71 00:02:33,687 --> 00:02:36,690 - Are you asking 'cause I'm in charge of the warehouse now? 72 00:02:36,724 --> 00:02:39,627 'Cause you heard I'm in charge of the warehouse now, right? 73 00:02:39,660 --> 00:02:41,462 - I did. Yeah. 74 00:02:41,495 --> 00:02:43,631 A promotion with no raise. Well done. 75 00:02:43,664 --> 00:02:45,266 - Thank you. It just goes to show 76 00:02:45,299 --> 00:02:47,601 you keep your head down, you do the work, 77 00:02:47,635 --> 00:02:50,704 get your thumb cut off, and agree not to sue, 78 00:02:50,738 --> 00:02:52,673 anything can happen. 79 00:02:52,706 --> 00:02:55,309 - Okay. So you can clean this up? 80 00:02:55,343 --> 00:02:56,710 - I got a lot on my plate right now, 81 00:02:56,744 --> 00:03:00,614 uh, but sure, yeah, I'll take care of it. 82 00:03:00,648 --> 00:03:01,949 You know what they say: 83 00:03:01,982 --> 00:03:04,385 heavy is the head that wears the pants. 84 00:03:04,418 --> 00:03:05,419 - Okay. 85 00:03:05,453 --> 00:03:07,421 - It's Shakespeare. 86 00:03:07,455 --> 00:03:10,424 Maybe pick up a book once in a while. 87 00:03:10,458 --> 00:03:11,525 [knock at door] 88 00:03:11,559 --> 00:03:15,263 - Hey, Glenn, I just wanted to check on the ETA of-- 89 00:03:15,296 --> 00:03:18,232 Ooh, it is pleasant as hell in here. 90 00:03:18,266 --> 00:03:20,701 - Well, yeah, I had to turn on the AC... 91 00:03:20,734 --> 00:03:22,370 in February! 92 00:03:22,403 --> 00:03:23,704 Can you believe that? 93 00:03:23,737 --> 00:03:25,239 I'm trying to get them to fix it, 94 00:03:25,273 --> 00:03:26,807 but, my God, these people! 95 00:03:26,840 --> 00:03:29,777 - So while everybody's out there boiling in the heat, 96 00:03:29,810 --> 00:03:32,646 you just sitting in here in your ivory ice tower? 97 00:03:32,680 --> 00:03:34,515 - I'm doing everything I can. 98 00:03:34,548 --> 00:03:35,749 - Are you? 99 00:03:35,783 --> 00:03:37,651 'Cause your people are counting on you. 100 00:03:37,685 --> 00:03:41,722 So maybe this isn't about asking for help. 101 00:03:41,755 --> 00:03:44,292 Maybe this is about... 102 00:03:45,659 --> 00:03:47,528 - 11:35? 103 00:03:47,561 --> 00:03:50,431 - Keep guessing. - It's about... 104 00:03:50,464 --> 00:03:53,667 time I fixed the heat myself? 105 00:03:53,701 --> 00:03:55,636 - Okay, I can work with that. Yes, Glenn. 106 00:03:55,669 --> 00:04:00,508 Get out there and fix that heating system or whatever. 107 00:04:00,541 --> 00:04:02,743 - Yeah, I can. I--I'm gonna fix it myself. 108 00:04:02,776 --> 00:04:05,346 Yeah. That's what I'm doing. 109 00:04:05,379 --> 00:04:06,714 - Okay. - Doing that right now. 110 00:04:06,747 --> 00:04:09,583 - Yeah, go fix it. And take your time! 111 00:04:09,617 --> 00:04:11,585 It's about the journey! 112 00:04:11,619 --> 00:04:14,288 Ooh, max cool. 113 00:04:14,322 --> 00:04:16,390 That's what I'm all about. 114 00:04:18,692 --> 00:04:20,661 - Ugh, can you stay on your side? 115 00:04:20,694 --> 00:04:22,763 You're getting your gross guy heat all over me. 116 00:04:22,796 --> 00:04:25,333 - Oh, I'm sorry. Is this better? Is this helping? 117 00:04:25,366 --> 00:04:26,500 - No! - You like that? 118 00:04:26,534 --> 00:04:29,370 - It's worse! It's grosser! [whimpers] 119 00:04:29,403 --> 00:04:31,038 - Oh, my God, you are such a drama queen. 120 00:04:31,071 --> 00:04:32,873 - You're disgusting. 121 00:04:32,906 --> 00:04:34,708 - I am really sorry. 122 00:04:34,742 --> 00:04:36,710 I just thought leather pants would look cool. 123 00:04:36,744 --> 00:04:38,712 I didn't realize they'd stick to sweaty legs. 124 00:04:38,746 --> 00:04:41,615 - It's fine. It's not real leather anyway. 125 00:04:41,649 --> 00:04:44,652 It's made out of recycled soda bottles. [grunts] 126 00:04:44,685 --> 00:04:47,455 - I'm going to this mixer for single IT guys. 127 00:04:47,488 --> 00:04:49,757 - Yeah? You gonna meet some women? 128 00:04:49,790 --> 00:04:52,460 - No. Just other IT guys. 129 00:04:52,493 --> 00:04:54,595 - Well, they're gonna love these pants. 130 00:04:54,628 --> 00:04:55,729 - Uh, hey, Amy? 131 00:04:55,763 --> 00:04:59,400 This woman slipped on some yogurt in Grocery, and, uh-- 132 00:04:59,433 --> 00:05:01,802 - No! No--Marcus was su-- 133 00:05:01,835 --> 00:05:04,405 Okay, um, I'll be right back. 134 00:05:04,438 --> 00:05:05,539 Just wait here, ma'am. 135 00:05:05,573 --> 00:05:06,807 - Here you are. 136 00:05:09,877 --> 00:05:11,679 - I'm in IT. 137 00:05:13,447 --> 00:05:14,648 - [sighs] 138 00:05:14,682 --> 00:05:19,553 - Ooh! Ahhh! 139 00:05:21,689 --> 00:05:24,658 Oh, shut the door. You're letting the air out. 140 00:05:24,692 --> 00:05:26,460 - Are you Glenn? 141 00:05:26,494 --> 00:05:29,697 'Cause this is Glenn's office, but you don't look like Glenn. 142 00:05:29,730 --> 00:05:31,499 Unless Glenn completely changed 143 00:05:31,532 --> 00:05:32,700 everything about the way he looks, 144 00:05:32,733 --> 00:05:35,436 or Glenn's actually always looked like Garrett 145 00:05:35,469 --> 00:05:37,738 but has just been wearing a mask all these years. 146 00:05:37,771 --> 00:05:39,573 I'll get to the point. I know you're not Glenn. 147 00:05:39,607 --> 00:05:41,442 - Wow. Well, you figured that one out. 148 00:05:41,475 --> 00:05:42,943 Look, I'm just taking a break from the heat. 149 00:05:44,645 --> 00:05:46,880 - Yeah, it is a lot cooler in here. 150 00:05:46,914 --> 00:05:48,749 I mean, a gal could dry her pants out all the way 151 00:05:48,782 --> 00:05:50,451 in a place like this. 152 00:05:51,752 --> 00:05:54,688 - Marcus, a customer just slipped on the spill. 153 00:05:54,722 --> 00:05:56,390 - Yeah, sorry, Ames. We'll get to it. 154 00:05:56,424 --> 00:05:58,592 We're all just pretty hot back here. 155 00:05:58,626 --> 00:06:00,794 - Yeah, no, I get it. It's hot everywhere. 156 00:06:00,828 --> 00:06:02,596 But you said you'd clean it up. 157 00:06:02,630 --> 00:06:04,465 - Okay. Relax. 158 00:06:04,498 --> 00:06:05,733 There's no need to get emotional. 159 00:06:05,766 --> 00:06:08,736 - Emotional? Am I-- am I getting emotional? 160 00:06:08,769 --> 00:06:10,170 - Kind of? 161 00:06:10,203 --> 00:06:12,806 - Okay, you know what? It's not a big deal. 162 00:06:12,840 --> 00:06:15,809 Just needs to get cleaned up. I'll have one of my guys do it. 163 00:06:15,843 --> 00:06:17,878 - Much apreesh. 164 00:06:17,911 --> 00:06:19,747 Oh, and hey, Ames, smile. 165 00:06:19,780 --> 00:06:21,482 You'll live longer. 166 00:06:23,817 --> 00:06:25,953 - Did you just tell me to smile? 167 00:06:25,986 --> 00:06:28,422 - Yeah, you little sourpuss. 168 00:06:30,791 --> 00:06:32,593 - Attention, employees. 169 00:06:32,626 --> 00:06:35,496 Do not clean up the yogurt spill in Grocery. 170 00:06:35,529 --> 00:06:37,197 This is a warehouse problem, 171 00:06:37,230 --> 00:06:39,800 and it will be cleaned up when they clean it up. 172 00:06:39,833 --> 00:06:41,769 Go to hell, Marcus. 173 00:06:41,802 --> 00:06:43,737 - Excuse me. It's a little hot in here. 174 00:06:43,771 --> 00:06:46,707 - We are aware of it! 175 00:06:46,740 --> 00:06:47,841 - Okay. 176 00:06:51,078 --> 00:06:51,579 . 177 00:06:51,612 --> 00:06:52,412 - I cannot believe he told me to smile. 178 00:06:53,514 --> 00:06:54,915 - Yeah. That's so out of line. 179 00:06:54,948 --> 00:06:56,517 I completely agree. 180 00:06:56,550 --> 00:06:58,018 - Would it help if I just cleaned it up? 181 00:06:58,051 --> 00:07:00,688 'Cause I really, really want to clean it up. 182 00:07:00,721 --> 00:07:01,855 Like, really. 183 00:07:01,889 --> 00:07:04,525 - Do not touch this spill. 184 00:07:04,558 --> 00:07:06,026 - Okay, leaving it to fester. 185 00:07:06,059 --> 00:07:07,928 - You know what? Maybe let's just let this one go, you know? 186 00:07:07,961 --> 00:07:09,096 Because the--the heat. 187 00:07:09,129 --> 00:07:12,533 And also, maybe the heat is causing, like, a number of us 188 00:07:12,566 --> 00:07:15,769 to act in ways that seem a little, I don't know, 189 00:07:15,803 --> 00:07:17,237 uh, overboard. 190 00:07:17,270 --> 00:07:18,305 - So what are you saying? 191 00:07:18,338 --> 00:07:20,007 We should let Marcus off the hook because it's hot? 192 00:07:20,040 --> 00:07:22,510 - No. No. No. It's just-- 193 00:07:22,543 --> 00:07:27,715 remembering that all of us are in the hot store, you know? 194 00:07:27,748 --> 00:07:31,819 Including me, Mateo, you. 195 00:07:31,852 --> 00:07:33,053 - Yeah, I know, 196 00:07:33,086 --> 00:07:34,922 and we're staying cool as [bleep] cucumbers. 197 00:07:34,955 --> 00:07:36,590 - Okay. - Mateo! 198 00:07:37,725 --> 00:07:39,593 - [sighs] 199 00:07:39,627 --> 00:07:41,862 - What is wrong with people today? 200 00:07:43,263 --> 00:07:45,699 - Whoa! 201 00:07:45,733 --> 00:07:47,768 What a view! 202 00:07:47,801 --> 00:07:50,270 Now I get why Brett's always trying to make me come up here 203 00:07:50,303 --> 00:07:51,839 and smoke out with him. 204 00:07:51,872 --> 00:07:54,875 - Yeah, well, this shouldn't take long. 205 00:07:54,908 --> 00:07:56,944 Your job is to hand me the tools 206 00:07:56,977 --> 00:07:59,580 as I need them, okay? 207 00:07:59,613 --> 00:08:00,948 - Wow, you're so handy. 208 00:08:00,981 --> 00:08:02,850 - It's "handsy." Plural. 209 00:08:02,883 --> 00:08:06,720 But yeah, the Sturgises have always been builders. 210 00:08:06,754 --> 00:08:08,856 In fact, my ancestors built the ships 211 00:08:08,889 --> 00:08:11,725 that brought the very first African-Americans 212 00:08:11,759 --> 00:08:13,727 to this country. 213 00:08:13,761 --> 00:08:15,829 - You mean, like, slave ships? 214 00:08:15,863 --> 00:08:17,931 - No! 215 00:08:17,965 --> 00:08:19,900 No. 216 00:08:21,902 --> 00:08:26,740 Uh, okay, well, let's see what we're dealing with here. 217 00:08:30,043 --> 00:08:33,747 - Whoa! I can't believe you know how to fix that. 218 00:08:33,781 --> 00:08:36,850 - Well, I definitely do, 219 00:08:36,884 --> 00:08:40,988 so why don't you just, uh, be quiet and shut up? 220 00:08:41,955 --> 00:08:44,992 - [hissing] 221 00:08:46,627 --> 00:08:47,695 - Do you have to make that noise? 222 00:08:47,728 --> 00:08:49,863 - I've got a really bad itch at the back of my throat. 223 00:08:49,897 --> 00:08:51,331 You know how they say people swallow, on average, 224 00:08:51,364 --> 00:08:53,033 three spiders per year while you're asleep? 225 00:08:53,066 --> 00:08:55,102 I think, last night, I hit my trifecta. 226 00:08:57,037 --> 00:08:58,538 Ugh. 227 00:08:59,940 --> 00:09:02,943 [pen clicking] 228 00:09:06,680 --> 00:09:07,915 Yep, that pen still clicks. 229 00:09:07,948 --> 00:09:09,917 - Oh, I'm sorry. Am I bugging you? 230 00:09:09,950 --> 00:09:11,885 - Oh, it's not your fault. You're just an annoying person. 231 00:09:11,919 --> 00:09:13,954 - Look, let's be adults and just not talk. 232 00:09:13,987 --> 00:09:15,823 - Fine with me. 233 00:09:26,667 --> 00:09:27,801 - You remember that time we had sex? 234 00:09:27,835 --> 00:09:29,703 - What the hell? Take off your pants. 235 00:09:31,639 --> 00:09:34,875 - Thank you both for agreeing to sit down. 236 00:09:34,908 --> 00:09:36,176 Uh, mistakes were made. 237 00:09:36,209 --> 00:09:37,845 Some things were said 238 00:09:37,878 --> 00:09:39,980 that I'm sure both parties regret. 239 00:09:40,013 --> 00:09:42,082 - She told me to go to hell. I'm Catholic. 240 00:09:42,115 --> 00:09:43,851 That's the worst place we can go. 241 00:09:43,884 --> 00:09:45,853 - Well, at least I didn't tell you to smile. 242 00:09:45,886 --> 00:09:47,855 - What's wrong with that? You have a nice smile. 243 00:09:47,888 --> 00:09:49,957 - I have an amazing smile. It lights up a room. 244 00:09:49,990 --> 00:09:52,059 But you don't tell me when to smile, Marcus. 245 00:09:52,092 --> 00:09:55,395 I will smile when I damn well please. 246 00:09:55,428 --> 00:09:57,865 - Fine. I'm sorry if you felt offended. 247 00:09:58,899 --> 00:10:00,801 I just forgot how sensitive women can be. 248 00:10:00,834 --> 00:10:02,102 - Marcus, no. 249 00:10:02,135 --> 00:10:03,837 - So now I'm sensitive. 250 00:10:03,871 --> 00:10:05,739 Well, how's this for sensitive, Marcus? 251 00:10:05,773 --> 00:10:07,174 I am writing you up. 252 00:10:07,207 --> 00:10:10,644 - Uh-oh, guys. Miss Amy's writing my name on the board. 253 00:10:10,678 --> 00:10:11,912 - That's-- [laughter] 254 00:10:11,945 --> 00:10:13,714 - Oh, you think that's funny? 255 00:10:13,747 --> 00:10:15,849 - Yeah, 'cause you were being like an uptight teacher. 256 00:10:15,883 --> 00:10:17,184 - What did we say about deescalating? 257 00:10:17,217 --> 00:10:19,653 - More like I'm your superior 258 00:10:19,687 --> 00:10:21,989 at a job you used to have, Marcus. 259 00:10:22,022 --> 00:10:23,223 You're fired. 260 00:10:23,256 --> 00:10:24,992 - You're firing me? For nothing? 261 00:10:25,025 --> 00:10:26,794 - No, no, no, no, no, no. No! 262 00:10:26,827 --> 00:10:27,828 Let's back it up, okay? 263 00:10:27,861 --> 00:10:29,763 Uh, nobody is getting fired. 264 00:10:29,797 --> 00:10:31,832 And it's not "nothing," all right? 265 00:10:31,865 --> 00:10:34,134 I think what happened was, maybe you said some things 266 00:10:34,167 --> 00:10:36,704 that tapped into kind of a gender/power matrix, so-- 267 00:10:36,737 --> 00:10:39,639 - Ugh, seriously, dude, you're being a bigger bitch than Amy. 268 00:10:42,109 --> 00:10:43,777 - Marcus, you're fired. 269 00:10:48,248 --> 00:10:48,749 . 270 00:10:48,782 --> 00:10:51,719 [flies buzzing] 271 00:10:54,154 --> 00:10:56,256 - Okay, so... 272 00:10:56,289 --> 00:10:59,960 you may have heard that we had an incident. 273 00:10:59,993 --> 00:11:01,094 We had to let Marcus go. 274 00:11:01,128 --> 00:11:02,830 - What? - What? 275 00:11:02,863 --> 00:11:05,198 - Are you allowed to fire people? 276 00:11:05,232 --> 00:11:06,734 - That's unclear. Probably. 277 00:11:06,767 --> 00:11:07,968 I don't know. He seemed to think so. 278 00:11:08,001 --> 00:11:09,970 Anyway, the rest of the warehouse 279 00:11:10,003 --> 00:11:11,972 walked out in solidarity with him. 280 00:11:12,005 --> 00:11:13,974 - Yeah. They're surprisingly loyal. 281 00:11:14,007 --> 00:11:17,244 Apparently he promised them he was ushering in a new era, so... 282 00:11:17,277 --> 00:11:20,881 - So we are going to unload this truck. 283 00:11:23,784 --> 00:11:25,853 - Do we even know how to unload a truck? 284 00:11:25,886 --> 00:11:27,755 Because I came back here once when they were doing it, 285 00:11:27,788 --> 00:11:29,890 and it is very elaborate and choreographed. 286 00:11:29,923 --> 00:11:31,892 I mean, it was poppin'. It was hummin'. 287 00:11:31,925 --> 00:11:34,227 It was like boom! Boom! Shabam! 288 00:11:34,261 --> 00:11:37,798 Boom, boom! Alakazam! Sha-pow! 289 00:11:37,831 --> 00:11:38,899 - Guys, it's fine, okay? 290 00:11:38,932 --> 00:11:39,699 I've got the manual, 291 00:11:39,733 --> 00:11:42,202 so, you know, all we need, really, 292 00:11:42,235 --> 00:11:45,138 are two people throwing the truck, 293 00:11:45,172 --> 00:11:47,775 one pushing the line, one on bulk transition, 294 00:11:47,808 --> 00:11:50,210 two pulling pallets, three pre-pushing HBA, 295 00:11:50,243 --> 00:11:54,014 and one person bowling C and D. 296 00:11:55,048 --> 00:11:57,317 - Okay, so that sounds great. 297 00:11:57,350 --> 00:11:59,052 Let's do that. 298 00:11:59,086 --> 00:12:03,023 - * We could dance and party all night * 299 00:12:03,056 --> 00:12:06,894 * And drink some cherry wine, uh-huh * 300 00:12:06,927 --> 00:12:09,229 * We don't have to take our... * 301 00:12:11,832 --> 00:12:13,200 - [sighs] 302 00:12:16,403 --> 00:12:18,338 So, uh, what are you thinking about? 303 00:12:18,371 --> 00:12:19,973 - What are you doing? What is that? 304 00:12:20,007 --> 00:12:21,041 - I don't know. Just, I thought-- 305 00:12:21,074 --> 00:12:24,244 I thought that's something that people say after... 306 00:12:24,277 --> 00:12:26,079 - Oh. - Um... 307 00:12:30,951 --> 00:12:32,052 - Am I supposed to ask you what you're thinking about? 308 00:12:32,085 --> 00:12:33,921 - No. - Because I can if you want. 309 00:12:33,954 --> 00:12:35,222 - Please don't. - Okay. Sure. 310 00:12:35,255 --> 00:12:36,790 [knock at door] 311 00:12:36,824 --> 00:12:38,926 - Glenn? I need to talk to you. 312 00:12:38,959 --> 00:12:40,260 - [mouthing words] 313 00:12:40,293 --> 00:12:42,930 - I think the heat may be getting to Jonah and Amy. 314 00:12:42,963 --> 00:12:44,031 [clears throat] 315 00:12:44,064 --> 00:12:48,168 They may have gone-- and I try not to use this term-- 316 00:12:48,201 --> 00:12:49,402 cray-cray. 317 00:12:49,436 --> 00:12:50,938 They've gone cray-cray. 318 00:12:50,971 --> 00:12:52,405 They're both cray-cray! 319 00:12:52,439 --> 00:12:53,974 Hello! 320 00:12:57,244 --> 00:12:58,912 - All right, let's just go-- - Shh! 321 00:12:58,946 --> 00:12:59,913 [whispering] It could be a fake walk-away. 322 00:12:59,947 --> 00:13:01,081 He's probably still listening. 323 00:13:01,114 --> 00:13:02,282 - Why would he do a fake walk-away? 324 00:13:02,315 --> 00:13:03,416 - I always do a fake-out walk-away. 325 00:13:03,450 --> 00:13:05,285 Then I can hear what people are really saying about me. 326 00:13:05,318 --> 00:13:06,954 - And what are they saying about you? 327 00:13:06,987 --> 00:13:08,221 - Oh, it's never good. 328 00:13:08,255 --> 00:13:10,223 - It looks really complicated. 329 00:13:10,257 --> 00:13:11,291 - Yeah, well, 330 00:13:11,324 --> 00:13:13,994 everything's computerized nowadays. 331 00:13:14,027 --> 00:13:16,229 But it's still the same basic guts. 332 00:13:16,263 --> 00:13:19,032 Let me just try diagnostics here. 333 00:13:19,066 --> 00:13:20,934 Uh... ooh, uh... 334 00:13:20,968 --> 00:13:22,135 [muttering] 335 00:13:22,169 --> 00:13:23,103 Oh, uh-- 336 00:13:23,136 --> 00:13:25,939 Okay, I seem to have changed the language. 337 00:13:27,507 --> 00:13:29,142 [glass shatters] 338 00:13:33,280 --> 00:13:36,016 - Okay, guys. Good work. 339 00:13:36,049 --> 00:13:38,018 I know we're all tired, but we're getting there. 340 00:13:38,051 --> 00:13:41,388 We've only got, like, 200 more boxes. 341 00:13:41,421 --> 00:13:42,489 - Almost there. 342 00:13:44,157 --> 00:13:45,425 - Where's the scanner? 343 00:13:45,458 --> 00:13:48,862 - I've got it. But I kind of got walled in over here. 344 00:13:48,896 --> 00:13:50,363 - Don't worry, Sandra. Everything's gonna be okay. 345 00:13:50,397 --> 00:13:52,465 Just toss the scanner over to us. 346 00:13:54,101 --> 00:13:55,268 [scanner thuds] 347 00:13:55,302 --> 00:13:58,138 - Ow! Scanner's broken. 348 00:13:58,171 --> 00:14:00,340 - * She's fresh, she's fresh 349 00:14:00,373 --> 00:14:03,110 * Exciting 350 00:14:03,143 --> 00:14:06,413 * She's so exciting to me 351 00:14:07,447 --> 00:14:09,016 - I can't even help my own employees 352 00:14:09,049 --> 00:14:10,951 when they need me the most. 353 00:14:10,984 --> 00:14:13,954 - That's not true. You help us all the time. 354 00:14:14,922 --> 00:14:16,056 - Like how? 355 00:14:16,089 --> 00:14:18,425 - Oh, you want examples? 356 00:14:18,458 --> 00:14:20,293 Okay, um, 357 00:14:20,327 --> 00:14:22,195 oh, well, we wouldn't be able 358 00:14:22,229 --> 00:14:23,964 to come in to work in the morning 359 00:14:23,997 --> 00:14:26,233 if you didn't unlock the doors. 360 00:14:26,266 --> 00:14:28,001 - Actually, nowadays it's all 361 00:14:28,035 --> 00:14:31,304 opened automatically by computers. 362 00:14:31,338 --> 00:14:34,441 - Okay, but who turns on the computer? 363 00:14:34,474 --> 00:14:35,976 - Corporate does. 364 00:14:36,009 --> 00:14:39,179 - Really? That's awesome. 365 00:14:39,212 --> 00:14:41,448 - Ha. Hmm. 366 00:14:41,481 --> 00:14:46,186 There's absolutely no reason whatsoever for me to be here. 367 00:14:46,219 --> 00:14:49,556 I'm just a pathetic, useless old man, 368 00:14:49,589 --> 00:14:53,393 apparently descended from slave traders. 369 00:14:53,426 --> 00:14:56,563 - You're not that old. What are you, like, 40? 370 00:14:56,596 --> 00:14:57,931 - 57. 371 00:14:57,965 --> 00:14:59,566 - Holy [bleep]. 372 00:14:59,599 --> 00:15:02,002 Should you be up this high? 373 00:15:15,315 --> 00:15:17,250 - So... 374 00:15:17,284 --> 00:15:18,251 sex again? 375 00:15:18,285 --> 00:15:19,987 - Yeah. - Yeah. 376 00:15:21,588 --> 00:15:23,090 - Okay, bend your knees this time. 377 00:15:23,123 --> 00:15:24,958 - Okay. Will you-- can you guide me? 378 00:15:24,992 --> 00:15:27,560 - Guide you? I'm walking backwards. You guide me. 379 00:15:27,594 --> 00:15:29,129 - I know, but I can't-- I can't see. 380 00:15:29,162 --> 00:15:31,398 - Okay, well, all I see is the box in my face. 381 00:15:31,431 --> 00:15:32,499 - Slow down! Slow down! Slow down! 382 00:15:32,532 --> 00:15:35,002 - [screaming] 383 00:15:36,003 --> 00:15:38,038 Ow! Ow. 384 00:15:38,071 --> 00:15:40,607 - Amy! Oh, God, um... Oh, okay. 385 00:15:40,640 --> 00:15:43,010 - Guys, are you okay? 386 00:15:43,043 --> 00:15:45,345 Stand back. I'm gonna break through. 387 00:15:45,378 --> 00:15:46,579 [pounds on box] 388 00:15:52,185 --> 00:15:52,352 . 389 00:15:52,385 --> 00:15:52,585 - Hello? 390 00:15:54,287 --> 00:15:56,156 Hello! 391 00:15:58,058 --> 00:16:00,393 Is anybody coming back to help me? 392 00:16:01,461 --> 00:16:03,363 - I know this doesn't help that much, 393 00:16:03,396 --> 00:16:06,366 but you can really take a fall. 394 00:16:06,399 --> 00:16:07,367 [chuckles] 395 00:16:07,400 --> 00:16:10,437 You ever considered a career as a pro wrestler? 396 00:16:10,470 --> 00:16:13,173 - Actually, yes. 397 00:16:13,206 --> 00:16:16,043 When I was a kid, I wanted to be The Ultimate Warrior. 398 00:16:16,076 --> 00:16:17,644 I had the arm ribbons and everything. 399 00:16:17,677 --> 00:16:19,046 - [laughs] - I did. 400 00:16:19,079 --> 00:16:21,081 - Did you have the big, poufy hair? 401 00:16:21,114 --> 00:16:22,215 - Yes. 402 00:16:22,249 --> 00:16:24,651 - [laughs] 403 00:16:24,684 --> 00:16:27,287 [sighs] Breeze feels good. 404 00:16:27,320 --> 00:16:28,288 - Yeah. 405 00:16:28,321 --> 00:16:31,091 I'm starting to feel like a normal person again. 406 00:16:31,124 --> 00:16:33,293 That heat was making me insane. 407 00:16:33,326 --> 00:16:34,527 - Yeah. [laughs] 408 00:16:34,561 --> 00:16:37,630 - [gasps] We fired Marcus. 409 00:16:37,664 --> 00:16:40,367 - Like, if you could do anything, 410 00:16:40,400 --> 00:16:41,568 what would you do? 411 00:16:43,570 --> 00:16:46,306 - I've always wanted to travel. 412 00:16:46,339 --> 00:16:48,108 - Oh, yeah. Me too. 413 00:16:48,141 --> 00:16:49,242 - Yeah? - Yeah. 414 00:16:49,276 --> 00:16:52,579 Like, I hear that in some of the McDonald's in Asia, 415 00:16:52,612 --> 00:16:54,581 they serve spaghetti. 416 00:16:54,614 --> 00:16:57,117 - No way! - Yeah. 417 00:16:57,684 --> 00:17:00,153 - God, I would love to see that! 418 00:17:00,187 --> 00:17:01,621 - [chuckles] 419 00:17:03,556 --> 00:17:05,358 - Wait. 420 00:17:05,392 --> 00:17:07,560 We should just go! 421 00:17:08,695 --> 00:17:09,562 - Oh, what? - Yeah. 422 00:17:09,596 --> 00:17:12,632 We should just travel the world together, 423 00:17:12,665 --> 00:17:14,101 you and me. 424 00:17:14,134 --> 00:17:16,069 - Oh, well, I mean, I-- 425 00:17:16,103 --> 00:17:17,470 You know, I have a baby, 426 00:17:17,504 --> 00:17:19,139 and then there's Bo, 427 00:17:19,172 --> 00:17:20,640 and I'm still finishing up school, 428 00:17:20,673 --> 00:17:24,244 and we haven't really spent that much time together. 429 00:17:24,277 --> 00:17:26,113 - No. No. 430 00:17:26,146 --> 00:17:28,115 Yeah. 431 00:17:30,550 --> 00:17:32,685 [sighs] 432 00:17:33,753 --> 00:17:36,689 - Okay, fine. We can travel the world. 433 00:17:36,723 --> 00:17:38,125 - Yeah? 434 00:17:38,158 --> 00:17:39,192 - Sure. 435 00:17:39,226 --> 00:17:41,661 - Oh--oh, man. 436 00:17:41,694 --> 00:17:44,397 We're gonna have to get so many shots! 437 00:17:46,666 --> 00:17:47,567 - Listen, I'm just saying 438 00:17:47,600 --> 00:17:49,369 if you put that much effort into your work-- 439 00:17:49,402 --> 00:17:51,604 - Can we not turn this into a job review, please? 440 00:17:51,638 --> 00:17:55,642 - Hello? Mr. Sturgis, are you still there? 441 00:17:55,675 --> 00:17:58,645 - [imitating Glenn] Uh, yes, this is Glenn Sturgis. 442 00:17:58,678 --> 00:18:01,648 I wear a tie with clouds on it. 443 00:18:01,681 --> 00:18:02,782 - Thanks for your patience. 444 00:18:02,815 --> 00:18:04,050 We've finally resolved the heating issue. 445 00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:07,654 Turns out, it was a problem with our computers. 446 00:18:07,687 --> 00:18:09,422 It's now been fixed, and the store 447 00:18:09,456 --> 00:18:11,558 should already be cooling back down. 448 00:18:11,591 --> 00:18:13,360 - Oh, okay, great. 449 00:18:13,393 --> 00:18:15,295 Hallelujah! 450 00:18:16,763 --> 00:18:17,697 [sighs] 451 00:18:17,730 --> 00:18:21,168 - Well, I guess, uh, we can go back to work. 452 00:18:21,201 --> 00:18:22,602 - Ugh, finally. 453 00:18:22,635 --> 00:18:25,538 - Hey, uh, I normally wouldn't say this, 454 00:18:25,572 --> 00:18:28,775 but, uh, I had a good time having sex with you today. 455 00:18:28,808 --> 00:18:32,179 - Yeah. Me too. You're...good at it. 456 00:18:32,212 --> 00:18:33,613 - Thanks. - Yeah. But it's, uh, 457 00:18:33,646 --> 00:18:34,647 not gonna happen again. 458 00:18:34,681 --> 00:18:36,649 - Oh, no, definitely not. - It might, though. 459 00:18:36,683 --> 00:18:38,651 - Hey, you know what? If it did, wouldn't be opposed to it. 460 00:18:38,685 --> 00:18:39,719 - Me too. 461 00:18:39,752 --> 00:18:41,554 But just-- just the sex part. 462 00:18:41,588 --> 00:18:42,555 I find the rest of you repulsive. 463 00:18:42,589 --> 00:18:44,424 - Oh, the sound of your voice makes me want 464 00:18:44,457 --> 00:18:45,792 to punch myself in the throat. 465 00:18:45,825 --> 00:18:46,759 - Yeah. 466 00:18:46,793 --> 00:18:49,229 - I just totally lost it. 467 00:18:49,262 --> 00:18:51,364 I mean, I don't have the authority to fire Marcus. 468 00:18:51,398 --> 00:18:54,234 - Oh, yeah, no, we were, uh-- we were out of our minds. 469 00:18:54,267 --> 00:18:56,569 - Ugh. We're gonna have to swallow our pride 470 00:18:56,603 --> 00:18:58,671 and beg him to come back. 471 00:18:58,705 --> 00:19:00,373 - Oof. - Marcus, 472 00:19:00,407 --> 00:19:03,176 who thinks drinking water is a scam. 473 00:19:03,210 --> 00:19:06,746 Marcus, who once said, "Bedsheets are for losers." 474 00:19:06,779 --> 00:19:10,450 - And who's, um, coming here right now. 475 00:19:13,686 --> 00:19:16,323 - Hey, Marcus, um, we need to talk. 476 00:19:16,356 --> 00:19:17,757 - Totally. I am so sorry. 477 00:19:17,790 --> 00:19:20,727 I went for a drive, I cooled down a lot... 478 00:19:20,760 --> 00:19:22,662 'cause my car doesn't have doors, 479 00:19:22,695 --> 00:19:24,597 and I thought about today. 480 00:19:24,631 --> 00:19:26,333 And I said some things about both of you 481 00:19:26,366 --> 00:19:28,435 that were uncalled for. 482 00:19:28,468 --> 00:19:30,437 I think the heat must have gotten to me. 483 00:19:30,470 --> 00:19:32,505 I'm really sorry. 484 00:19:32,539 --> 00:19:36,576 - Well, um, today is your lucky day, 485 00:19:36,609 --> 00:19:38,778 because I haven't filed the paperwork yet. 486 00:19:38,811 --> 00:19:41,848 So I'm gonna let you off with a warning this time. 487 00:19:41,881 --> 00:19:43,616 - That's big of you. - Thank you. 488 00:19:43,650 --> 00:19:45,852 So we can just all come back to work. 489 00:19:45,885 --> 00:19:47,620 - Sure. Whatever. - And then maybe we should 490 00:19:47,654 --> 00:19:48,821 grab dinner or something tonight. 491 00:19:48,855 --> 00:19:50,690 - Yeah-- - Just, like, to, you know, 492 00:19:50,723 --> 00:19:52,225 hash it all out so we can all be cool with each other. 493 00:19:52,259 --> 00:19:53,360 - That's probably not gonna happen. 494 00:19:53,393 --> 00:19:54,461 - We'll keep it open. We'll keep it open. 495 00:19:54,494 --> 00:19:55,495 - Okay. All right. - Sure. 496 00:19:55,528 --> 00:19:56,696 - Thank you guys. 497 00:19:56,729 --> 00:19:58,765 - [exhales deeply] 498 00:19:58,798 --> 00:20:01,434 Oh, there's that smile. 499 00:20:02,802 --> 00:20:04,737 - I don't know. I can't decide. 500 00:20:04,771 --> 00:20:08,508 Should we go London, Atlantis, Hong Kong-- 501 00:20:08,541 --> 00:20:09,642 right, it's-- - Uh-huh. 502 00:20:09,676 --> 00:20:12,645 - And then--or London, Hong Kong, Atlantis? 503 00:20:12,679 --> 00:20:14,781 - Uh, yeah. - It's confusing. 504 00:20:14,814 --> 00:20:18,251 - Oh, wait a minute, Glenn. 505 00:20:18,285 --> 00:20:19,719 It's cool in here again. 506 00:20:19,752 --> 00:20:21,788 - Wait. How? 507 00:20:23,290 --> 00:20:25,292 - You fixed it! 508 00:20:25,325 --> 00:20:27,527 - I did? 509 00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:29,329 Oh, my God, I did. 510 00:20:29,362 --> 00:20:31,398 Ha! 511 00:20:31,431 --> 00:20:33,266 - Oh, no! 512 00:20:33,300 --> 00:20:34,301 - What? 513 00:20:34,334 --> 00:20:37,304 - I really wanted us to travel the world together, 514 00:20:37,337 --> 00:20:40,507 but I-I feel like the store needs you. 515 00:20:42,842 --> 00:20:44,744 - Yeah, it does. - Yeah. 516 00:20:44,777 --> 00:20:45,912 Mm-hmm. 517 00:20:48,748 --> 00:20:51,418 - When you get to Macau, 518 00:20:51,451 --> 00:20:54,387 you buy yourself some McNoodles, kiddo. 519 00:20:54,421 --> 00:20:56,689 - [laughs] Okay. - Okay? 520 00:20:56,723 --> 00:20:58,925 Bon voyage. 521 00:21:01,461 --> 00:21:02,695 [liquid sloshing] Oh! Ooh! 522 00:21:02,729 --> 00:21:04,397 What the-- 523 00:21:04,431 --> 00:21:05,798 - Oh, Glenn, are you okay? 524 00:21:05,832 --> 00:21:06,833 Oh, do you need help? 525 00:21:06,866 --> 00:21:07,834 - No, I'm good. 526 00:21:07,867 --> 00:21:09,769 - Maybe just try to-- 527 00:21:11,838 --> 00:21:14,441 Maybe if you roll out of it? 528 00:21:14,474 --> 00:21:16,743 Yeah, swim! Swim out of it! 529 00:21:16,776 --> 00:21:18,778 Okay. Mm. 530 00:21:18,811 --> 00:21:20,447 You're not going anywhere. 531 00:21:20,480 --> 00:21:21,748 - [panting]